દર્દ રાખે છે દિલ બધા માટે, એ સજા છે કવિ થવા માટે----- મરીઝ.

દર્દ રાખે છે દિલ બધા માટે,
એ સજા છે કવિ થવા માટે.

યાદ માં તારી કે ગુનાહો માં,
કંઈક ઈચ્છું છું ડૂબવા માટે.

દિલ ઊઠી જાય છે એ દુનિયાથી,
હાથ ઊઠતા નથી દુઆ માટે.

કંઈક એ રીતથી ફના થઈએ,
કંઈ ન બાકી રહે ખુદા માટે.

એ શહીદોથી કમ નથી હોતા,
જે જીવી જાય છે ખુદા માટે.

જિંદગી ભીડમાં હતી કિંતુ,
રાહ કરવી પડી કઝા માટે.

જો કવિતા નહીં લખો તો 'મરીઝ'
કોણ બોલાવશે નશા માટે ..?

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.


Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks..

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Received in a chain email

સુરા રાતે તો શું વહેલી સવારે પી ગયો છું હું,

સુરા રાતે તો શું વહેલી સવારે પી ગયો છું હું,
સમય સંજોગના ગેબી ઇશારે પી ગયો છું હું;
કોઈ વેળા કશી ઓછી મળે તેની શિકાયત શું?
ઘણી વેળા ગજાથી પણ વધારે પી ગયો છું હું.

- posted by Mukesh Thakkar


આમ જુઓ તો ડાહ્યાડમરા , ને બંદા આમ જુઓ તો જીદ્દી... સહુ પીવે છે અધ્ધર થી, ને અમે જિંદગી મોઢે માંડી પીધી..
- posted by Jay Vasavada

Blood group check out your traits!!

Blood group check out your traits!! BLOOD GROUP O BLOOD GROUP A BLOOD GROUP B BLOOD GROUP AB In a nutshell Cannot stand people who hide the truth Pessimistic and too sensitive Cannot take orders easily Romantic and sentimental Basic Behavior Make objectives clear Careful about decision-making Make decisions fast Extremely practical Possess great deal of confidence Make things clear in black and white Can be flexible Excellent in analyses Honest, optimistic and energetic Care too much about social rules and standards Do not care about rules Give fair criticisms Respect scientific and practical findings Cannot decide when it comes to important issues Tolerance Strength and endurance depend on their aim High tolerance for physical or repetitive work Maintain the longest interest in what they do Try to be hard-working Give up easily if they find the job meaningless Cannot take changes easily Seem impatient Tend to be impatient Lose interest in a hobby easily Dislike repetitious work How do they see their future and past? Positive about the past, thus do not regret about the past Try hard to forget the past Hard to forget recent affairs, but able to forget past and memories Sentimental about the past Seek financial stability for the future Pessimistic about the future More concern about the immediate problems than anything else How do they express their emotions? Usually stable and calm Able to display cool outlook even though angry Expressive Sentimental Sensitive towards sincerity Short-tempered Cool and objective Usually cool and steady, but can get upset with an immediate, unsolved problem Give frank, direct opinions Take longer to heal a broken heart Although joke a lot, could actually be very shy Can get moody easily Sensitive to others' opinions Change moods like the weather Cannot stop complaining when they are upset How do they work? Ability to concentrate vary from time to time, depending on aim Perfectionist Creative and possess new ideas Able to handle a wide scope of jobs Mostly prefer to lead Handle one thing at a time Cannot differentiate between work and hobby Value hard work Can overlook details Work a line between work and personal affairs Cannot take orders Quick in understanding Highly responsible Do not hesitate to introduce innovative changes and are not worried about theirs criticisms Not highly responsible and unable to follow-up on a project until its completion Tend to choose hobbies which help them release stress Tend to be artistic in approach

Forwarded by munira shahmalak

Quotations

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

It is best to read Weather forecast before praying for rain. - Mark Twain

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Anonymous

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

I've had bad luck with both my wives.The first one left me, and the second one didn't.. - James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

- Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....- Nash

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' - Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' - Anonymous