Rajnikant Jokes

1) rajni lost his wallet in 2008
and world recession started...

2) he was born on 30 february
since than feb. Decided nt 2 giv this day 2 any body

3) in 2010 rajni released a film named robot
the history will repeat,
in 3010 robots will realeased a film named 'rajnikant'

4) once spiderman,superman,batman,shaktiman all visited rajnikant
do u 9 which day it was..
teachers day.

5) Space shuttle on the moon reported a cubic space ship near moon.
Baad me pata chala ki RAJNIKANTH patang uda raha tha...

6) "you know why Rajnikant dint flunked in any of the subject during his education in school ??
because what he writes were suppose to be the answer"

7)Recently the father of physics made a visit to earth to watch a movie.
He watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that
all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done.

8) In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went
paranoid. Here are a few scenes:
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured
and his death is imminent. In one of the! fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot
in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking
away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Rajanikanth.

2) In one of the movies, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet.
Guess, what he does.......
He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle
gangster..& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet
into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
he has no bullets in it.

Guess, what he does. Nah not even in your remotest imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth
opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet.
The! n, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the
gangster dies....

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he
decided to go back. But he happened to see a movie for one last time
and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of
physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed. Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Rajanika! nth gets to know that the villain is on
the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if
he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use.
Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Newton
dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible)..

Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket(Probably a backup). He
throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall,
he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the
first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits Suicide


Forwarded by Prachi Oza